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SoulEye
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Joined: 31 Jan 2004
Location: Helsingborg, Sweden!
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 Posted: Thu Feb 16 2006 07:00
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Madracker? Sounds like a sleazy titty-bar!
But yes. Yannick in the chain would be a very nice adittion!  |
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Frazze
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Joined: 12 Apr 2004
Location: Lund, Sweden
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Posted: Thu Feb 16 2006 18:27
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I've joined now.  |
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Inge
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Joined: 04 May 2003
Location: Nieuw Lekkerland @ Holland
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Posted: Fri Feb 17 2006 13:20
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Oh, Yannick, come on. Just one pattern. Please?
And Qbical: it doesn't take that long to participate, I assume. I personally will be writing my master's thesis the coming six months, and I even I assume to have enough time to program some wicked beats here and there in the chain. |
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Factor
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Joined: 16 Jul 2003
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Posted: Mon Feb 20 2006 02:04
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Still no signup mail from Yaninck or Qbical 
We might need to bribe them  
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SoulEye
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CHICAGO¤lollie
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Joined: 05 May 2003
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Posted: Mon Feb 20 2006 14:05
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Bribe, or blackmail?
Join this chain, or else we'll eat all your Geisha bars! Bwaha, evil! >:D |
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SoulEye
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Joined: 31 Jan 2004
Location: Helsingborg, Sweden!
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Posted: Mon Feb 20 2006 14:46
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Haha! That's the one! I've started eating them now and I won't stop until Yan agrees to do one pattern!
*burp*
/SoulEye
Since that dreadful day, SoulEye's belly grew and grew until he could not move from his bed. Finally the bed cracked under the pressure, and its legs broke. With a thud the bed crashed to the floor, and when the police found the body, they concluded after some serious CSI-like research that he had, when the bed broke, choked on the Geisha bar that he was currently trying to force down his throat.
A spokesman from Cloetta Fazer said:
"This is a very common death, but more so in the United States, since protesting by hungerstrike and starvation is so painful and leaves you looking like Calista Flockheart doing a part in 'Lost'. We are looking into the problem, and while it has decreased dramatically in muslim countries recently [Cloetta Fazer was founded in Denmark], there is no safety policies in place for Swedes. We don't care about this dead fat guy, but we care deeply about that all this commotion has given the Geisha a bad rep; let me assure you that it still tastes great! While we could not have saved this SoulEye soul, we have the fullest confidence that he died in the yummiest of ways."
A trust fund has been set up, but it's offices were destroyed by strange men in pink underwear and green socks, screaming "We must gather for our master", pillaging the premises for chocolates and when finding a barren office landscape they simply went nuts and burned down the whole complex.
A local police officer named Kurt Wallander spoke his mind:
"This is not the first but one in a CHAIN of suiciders that are obviously completely MAD and must be set on the right TRACK. However, since we can't find them until they're already dead we must go to the source of the problem. Through extensive research, we have found out the culprit, or mastermind behind this grand scheme of suicide pacts. It seems a software programmer in Belgium, in the town of Namjr, is responsible."
We have went there. On Rue J Wanet street we asked a passer-by about his thoughts on the matter.
"Well, I don't know this guy 'Yannick' or what he's doing in his house, I haven't seen any Geishas either since my wife would probably kill me if she found out. But now that you mention it, maybe there is something suspicious going on in there. Sometimes I see a light on in the window and he could be up late night doing perverted things, but like I said, I don't really.. Hey, can I say hello to my friends in this thing?"
"No."
"Ok then.. Well. I hope you can stop this guy, this kind of monstrocities must not go on!"
So. There you have it. The only way to have the deaths to stop is to make this Delwiche guy do what the suiciders ask of him. Lets hope for gods sake that he does. If he doesn't, let him be aware that we know where he lives. |
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Inge
Man-At-Arms
Joined: 04 May 2003
Location: Nieuw Lekkerland @ Holland
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Posted: Mon Feb 20 2006 17:00
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Probably your best post ever, SoulEye. I might use it for the Chaingsong-promotion, for that matter, since it sincerely made me laugh out loud in my room without feeling pathetic. Thanks! |
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SoulEye
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Joined: 31 Jan 2004
Location: Helsingborg, Sweden!
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Posted: Mon Feb 20 2006 17:55
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The next stage will be, if we're not succeeding, to send in pics of everyone, eating a Geisha bar! |
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Factor
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Joined: 16 Jul 2003
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Posted: Thu Feb 23 2006 23:49
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The next stage will be, if we're not succeeding, to send in pics of everyone, eating a Geisha bar!
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You are clear to proceed, I repeat: You are clear to proceed!
Starting the next stage is..... "unavoidable" 
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PyroZane
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Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Location: Trondheim - Norway
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Posted: Fri Feb 24 2006 23:51
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Rated: Not secret
Operation geisha is at code red!
Start filling up the geisha silos, and wait for the order.
Operation code: MADT261 (mustang, alpha, delta, tango, two, six, one)
"In deperat times, deperat messures has to be made"
Brigadeer,
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Factor
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Joined: 16 Jul 2003
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Posted: Wed Mar 01 2006 03:30
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Added secret " prob not working" microphones  at Yannicks "possible hide out" !
Í can't bug all belgium's houses guys, but started at one, I hope I have the corect one
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SoulEye
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Inge
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SoulEye
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Joined: 31 Jan 2004
Location: Helsingborg, Sweden!
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Posted: Wed Mar 01 2006 17:32
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Well... No. Not everyone has explored this page as much you would like to think. |
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